You no doubt came because you were interested in my crazy friends. Well, here you shall meet them. I suppose they aren't all my friends, for example, Master Jake, but most of them are, for example, Stacy B. Burd. So I will give each of them a bit of room on this page. Here we go! We'll start with...
Mark is a Platypus-Duck. He moves around by lifting his giant booty in the air and slamming it down on the floor. It sounds like this: WUMP! He is a potion-brewer/gold miner.
Mary Jane is in love with Kinzy, although she often rolls her eyes at his crazy antics. When she gets annoyed, she pulls out Thor's Hammer and wallops the offender.
Stacy B. Burd
Stacy is a Burd. She talks in burd talk, which means that she only says 'Burd' 'Burdy' and 'de-Burd'. She has magical powers. When she says 'de-Burd', she can undo things.
Master Jake is one of the two Pets of the Year. He is very official, but when no one is looking will play video games and pretend he's working on a bank document.
Jacob M. Dog
Jacob is obsessed with chocolate, coffee, and mocha. He works at the French Cafe with Fido Fafa where they create the World's Best Toast, the greatest food in the world.
Master Goldie is the other Pet of the Year. She does more of the getting her paws dirty then Jake does. She used to be the best detective in our town. Her favorite food is Turtle Soup.
Zummers L. Lamb
Zummers is a Lamb. He talks in a high and squeaky voice. He loves Godmother's Pizza. He has a special power: he can stop anything from happening by simply saying "No!"
The Koala Kids
Jackson, James, and Lily are the kids of Mary Jane and Kinzy. They love acting. They also run Kinz Kidz Inc. where they sell things like The Intergalactic Space Ride in the Comfort of Your Own Backyard.